2003-01-17 | QUIZ SHOW OFF

description: ....ummm whats there to say more? this is a sexquiz...and the best damn one you've ever seen!!!

Here are loungeact333's answers:

1. how old are you? (all)

why? how old are you?

2. just to start off, whats the definition of a slut? (all)

I think that Ice Cube once said "A bitch is a bitch is a hoe is a slut..." So I guess that means a slut is a bitch is a bitch is a hoe

3. are you one? (all)

A one woman slut

4. which do you prefer? sex or oral? (all)

Neither. I prefer "Making love to my 'old lady'"

5. do you shave your pubic hair? (all)

No. No "pubic" displays of affection for me.

6. have you ever had an abortion? (all)

No, but I once ate so much that I felt like I pooped out a baby.

7. what are your opinions on abortions? (all)

If you don't have a vagina, shut your fucking mouth.

8. how often do you masturbate? (dont say never cuz i'll think you're lying or seriously deprived) (all)

I used to masturbate at least once a day on average, but now that I have a girlfriend, I haven't done it in over a month.

9. have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? (all)

No. I've cheated on my right hand with my left hand before, though.

10. what is/was the biggest age difference between you and one of your partners? (all)

She is 5 years older then me

11. whats the craziest place you ever did it? (all)

"That would probably have to be 'the butt', Bob"

12. do you regret having sex with anyone? (all)

Not really. I've regretted ever meeting them, but I still would've "fed the bearded lady a hot dog" anyway.

13. whats your style? (all)

I have none. I specialize in being comfortable.

14. have you ever been in a threesome? (all)

Nope, only a "double-take" (both hands at once). Are you kidding? I haven't even had sex with 3 people. COMBINED. EVER. I've only kissed like 4 girls. I've masturbated in very exotic locations, though. Safeway, Las Vegas, Hawaii, and once in a dryer. (don't ask)

15. i noticed a lot of people on diaryland are bi, are you? (all)

No, but I'm pi. 3.14...percent gay

16. what one thing turns you on (oh comeon be creative!) (all)

When a girl walks by, and she's cute and she doesn't completely ignore you. If she says a word to you, such as "hi", then it's even more of a plus.

17. what one thing DOESNT? (all)

The ones that vomit when they look at you.

18. what are your opinions on "vanilla sex"? (all)

I don't know what that is, but anything involving Rob Van Winkle is played out like Pokemon.

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