2003-01-13 | $NEAKIN' OUT THE $MUT KLINIK

Bring back the 80's

and the stupid hair

Get rid of these fake punk girls

wearing mens underwear

That trend went away with Kate Moss

when she melted like the feelings of the recipients of Baldwins speech in Glengarry Glen Ross

Helicopters spinning in my ears

shout therapy by Tears for Fears

On the chopping block like fish cake

and all my most embarrasing mistakes

take back the 90's and all the regrets

the whole time i felt tiny, although i was erect

scorned by best friends who didn't want more

would they like me better if i adored them like Billy Corgans whore?

Or maybe if I called her one, she would think I was great

And I wouldn't have to spend Christmas night with Master Bates

Friend is a 4 letter worm, elusive and slimy

Hard to understand, like an inebriated Limey

If I was in the friend zone, behind a plate of glass

would you break it when you needed me, or pin a tail on my ass?

2001 was a space oddysey, and i never came down

I can't believe tomorrow we'll be in the same town

I'm getting my Frequent Fucker card reinstated

I'm higher then G.G. Allin but I'm not Hated

I feel overwhelmed with love like the Olsen Twins

I won't have any more sad nights, where I go on a Molson binge

- premature ejaculation | tantra +