2003-01-13 | LIGHTS, CAMERA, DESPERATION

(thinking back)

I was sitting at Burger King today and this kid was sitting there with his pants hanging down to his knees.

I thought to myself "just once I'd like to walk up to one of these Cambodian gangster wannabes and say 'dude, your underwear is showing....and it's not even the good kind....'"

If your going to have underwear showing, at least have it be fucking nice boxers or something....not tighty whities....

He was wearing like crappy looking Wal-Mart white briefs. What a jack-ass!

Then he stood up and it turned out he wasn't a gangster wannabe, but he was trying to be a punk rocker...

I then thought to myself "just once I'd like to walk up to one of these Cambodian punk rocker wannabes and say 'dude, your underwear is showing....and it's not even the good kind"

There was this other kid in there and I think he was talking about how Christmas is the only holiday where you put up lights.

It's true.

I want to put up lights for arbor day.

I think they made Christmas have trees, because nobody ever remembers Arbor Day, so that's like their tribute to Arbor Day....making Christmas have trees....or something.

I think for Halloween they should make everybody put black lights on their porch.

Yeah.

We don't need lights on Valentines day...the hearts of all the people in love light up the universe enough that day!

(sorry...i wanted to see your reaction to my ultimate cheese)

on st. patricks day the red cheeks of all the drunk irishmen are enough to light up the entire universe

the fourth of july has fireworks...

i don't know

what kind of lights would you like to see?

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