2003-01-08 | MALIBU POSSE REPRESENT
I just got a porno spam e-mail thingy from somebody named "Malibu Barbie" I didn't open the mail. It said "You have seen nothing yet" I don't open up spam in general, but especially not spam with incorrect wording, you dumb fuck. First tip to being a good scam artist....have the subject of your e-mail make sense. Show some initiative when trying to get me to accidentally go to your site. I'm going to hire the David Cross doll from Aqua Teen Hungerforce to go over to your Barbie mansion, stab you with his "arm", and stuff you in the trunk of your Malibu Barbie Convertible. The end.
- premature ejaculation
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