2002-12-14 | anticon.

Jamie is 19! Jamie is 19! Happy Birthday, you beautiful girl.

I hate killing living things, but what am I supposed to do when there's a million ants invading the kitchen?

It's hard to get rid of them without killing them.

If you tried to transport them outside, they could try to bite your hand viciously, because they don't know what you're doing. They think you're like burning them at the stake or something.

If only they knew how nice I am.

But to them I'm Hitler.

I've committed Anticide, and I'm not proud of it.

I know what good they can do.

Like in Honey I Shrunk the Kids, when you saved the kids from danger, when other members of the insect world tried to attack them. Mad props.

But when I was a kid, sometimes I'd just be standing around, minding my own business, and one of you would just crawl up my foot and bite my ankle for no reason.

Ouch!

I may have killed a bunch of you in my lifetime, but I made it quick and painless.

I would never bite you.

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