2002-12-12 | TEMPLE OF MOOM

......check out this broads trading card

Chokeboredumb: talk about overkill

********: k

Chokeboredumb: read her "strengths"

********: yowz!

Chokeboredumb: she's a harvard graduate and she put "lighted cigarettes" instead of lit

********: I think she is looking for a relationship based on trust, friendship, and honesty, don't you?

Chokeboredumb: as long as he has a big dick and looks like brad pitt

********: LOL...and is worth about 2 billion

********: and I think the "lighted cigarettes" is a direct attempt to sound European or something

Chokeboredumb: people in europe say "lighted cigarettes"?

Chokeboredumb: that sounds horrible

********: she looks pretty (in her GlamourShots photo)...maybe she'll get what she wants

********: I don't know, it just sounds affected and possibly French or British in the affectation

Chokeboredumb: i'm dissing her on my diary anyway

********: good...she deserves it :)

Chokeboredumb: although i'm keeping her as a favorite trading card because she's not afraid to talk about sex

********: true dat...gotta give her credit

********: or, her uncle molested her for her entire adolescence, and this is her coping mechanism

********: I want you to take a pic of me when you get here, so that I can make a trading card...and I want it just as I look right now...lots of black shit on my eyes and pale lips

Chokeboredumb: i want to take a bunch of pictures of you and me. i want to post the best ones on my diary

Chokeboredumb: meg really wants to see a pic of you

********: me too, baby

Chokeboredumb: and a better one of me

********: we'd need either a scanner or a digital camera, right?

********: or, a regular camera, and Walgreens can develop the pics on a disc?

Chokeboredumb: oh yeah. i forgot about that stuff

Chokeboredumb: or we can bring them when we go to hawaii and scan them on my moms computer

********: I think Jen might have a digital camera, but I also think we can take regular pictures and have them developed onto a disc

Chokeboredumb: i guess. i don't know about stuff like that..

********: it's be fun to send pics to your mom on email!

Chokeboredumb: polaroids!

********: lol

Chokeboredumb: i'll show her how "flexible" our relationship is

********: LOL...you nasty, lovely boy

********: I have a silly song stuck in my head..."Unpretty" by TLC

Chokeboredumb: gross

Chokeboredumb: just like the video

********: I know, it's awful

Chokeboredumb: did you hear guns n roses already cancelled the tour?

********: no...why?

Chokeboredumb: i don't know...

Chokeboredumb: they always cancel shit

Chokeboredumb: i've seen two diaries tonight where people have pictures of their kids on their page. that's gay

********: that is amazing

********: who wants to read about moms and shit on Diaryland?

********: no one

Chokeboredumb: exactly

********: then, again, my cat has a diary, lol

********: but no one reads it either

********: for moomy shit, go to ivillage or some other Oprah-type thing

********: and mommy shit, too!

Chokeboredumb: i like moomy better

********: LOL

********: very AbFab...in one episode where Eddy is in a body wrap and her mother tells Sapphy to "come away from the mummy"...very British

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