2002-12-12 | "POOP SHIP DESTROYER"

BboyKalani: woooooow

BboyKalani: tonight's conan

Chokeboredumb: whaaaaat

Chokeboredumb: gore and springsteen

BboyKalani: you HAVE to watch bruce springsteen and the e street band

Chokeboredumb: don't give it away...mine is a couple hours away

Chokeboredumb: but i will watch it

BboyKalani: the second number....merry christmas baby......

BboyKalani: watch the whole song

BboyKalani: that's all i will say

Chokeboredumb: i will. thanks for the tip

BboyKalani: indeeeeed

Chokeboredumb: your diary should be reviewed by tomorrow

BboyKalani: sweet

BboyKalani: i'm going to git points off for not having a layout other than the one provided

Chokeboredumb: you might get a shitty review for layout, but who gives a fuck about that

BboyKalani: but that's not the point, sucka mcs

Chokeboredumb: writing is the key

BboyKalani: ching

Chokeboredumb: that's what i went for

BboyKalani: you get anything back yet?

Chokeboredumb: e-mails you mean?

Chokeboredumb: from comedians?

Chokeboredumb: or are you talking about a review

BboyKalani: both

Chokeboredumb: i got a good review last week.

Chokeboredumb: would you like to see it?

Chokeboredumb: and i got one e-mail back from this zany guy i just found out about last night

Chokeboredumb: he sings these awful cover songs but it's funny as hell

BboyKalani: yea

Chokeboredumb: Diary Reviews that's my review

BboyKalani: haha

Chokeboredumb: eugenemirman.com here's the guy i got an e-mail from. he's interested in contributing to the book

BboyKalani: she yammered forever about layout

Chokeboredumb: i know. i could care less about that. i wish she would've yammered about my exquisite writing

BboyKalani: weeeeeird

BboyKalani: there has to be some solution to the retards that attempt hyper-introspection and pure grain emo crap

Chokeboredumb: death

BboyKalani: hah

BboyKalani: a

Chokeboredumb: a harvard graduate girl used the term "lighted cigarettes" instead of "lit"

Chokeboredumb: i should've tried harder in school

Chokeboredumb: if she can get into harvard...........

BboyKalani: yeah

BboyKalani: i know

BboyKalani: concerning the emocrowd....

BboyKalani: i've been trying to think of an experiment/sociologist type...event or.....

Chokeboredumb: where did your emo ranting stem from? was it my diary, or something else?

Chokeboredumb: my friend ryan and i are always talking smack about emo

BboyKalani: gaaah. walking up in full daylight and slapping them upside the face that they realize they're horrid and worthless writers

BboyKalani: nono, not your diary

BboyKalani: you're one of the few grounded diaryland folks

Chokeboredumb: no, i mean from me talking shit about them in my diary

BboyKalani: not really. mainly it's their banner ads that i despise

Chokeboredumb: especially the ones with the word "emo" somewhere in their screen name

Chokeboredumb: oh my fucking lord. did you see that horrible banner that just says "meh"?

Chokeboredumb: it's just a blue background with "meh" written on it.

BboyKalani: not yet

Chokeboredumb: that's like the emo m.v.p.

Chokeboredumb: that shit annoys me

BboyKalani: but theres got to be something we can do about it.

Chokeboredumb: all you have to do is watch dashboard confessional unplugged to want to destroy their whole civilization

Chokeboredumb: i was hoping guns n roses would do something about it, but they're being slackers

Chokeboredumb: they cancelled their tour already

BboyKalani: "performance art" essentially, but applied and enacted through the diaryland medium

BboyKalani: good. axel is a crapface

BboyKalani: fat crapface

BboyKalani: bucckethead is the neatest of all universes

BboyKalani: so i feel bad for him

Chokeboredumb: i know. but i thought they would kick all the boy bands and god bands, and new rock bands, and rap rock bands off the tv

Chokeboredumb: tommy stinson was in the band, too. that's what made me look forward to it

BboyKalani: but axel washed ashore somewhere in france

BboyKalani: doing old g&r songs

BboyKalani: IN MEDLEY FORMAT

BboyKalani: craptastic

Chokeboredumb: i'm looking forward to the album. i'm curious like that

Chokeboredumb: it has cool people involved

Chokeboredumb: except for grandpa rose

BboyKalani: so does audioslave

Chokeboredumb: audioslave has the worst band name ever, though

BboyKalani: but i've not heard it yet, but i hear it' poor

Chokeboredumb: i heard it was fine

Chokeboredumb: not like revolutionary, but a good album

Chokeboredumb: by the way- worst actual album title of all time:

Chokeboredumb: "a salt with a deadly pepa"

BboyKalani: wow

Chokeboredumb: the only other way i can think of to get these emo kids to shape up is by bringing kurt cobain back to life, or john bonham.

BboyKalani: full agreement on both

BboyKalani: well if you think of something well-creafted and boderline genius let me know

Chokeboredumb: i was trying to steal pics of emo kids and i was going to make a diary where i had fake captions next to them where they say stupid emo shit

BboyKalani: haha

BboyKalani: that'd be cool

Chokeboredumb: i talk shit about them all the time, and some of them think it's funny. they don't get the point. i dissed them on their own website...make out club.com. i basically made a profile just to dis them, and they think i'm talking shit about other people. they're like "yeah, what's up with people like that?"

Chokeboredumb: what is it exactly that you want done with them?

BboyKalani: muratic acid

Chokeboredumb: they don't even exist in a way. it's like grunge kids. there's no such thing as grunge or emo

Chokeboredumb: it's so stupid

BboyKalani: good analogy

Chokeboredumb: how can you wake up every morning and basically decide you're going to be a robot all day. live a lie. pretend to not care about anything except for other emo people and bands and whatever it is that they care about....shirts that are way too small?

BboyKalani: aha

BboyKalani: i do like wearing small shirts

Chokeboredumb: i can't wear small shirts. my stomach peeks out

Chokeboredumb: mad embarrasing

Chokeboredumb: they don't make t-shirts long enough

BboyKalani: haha

BboyKalani: poop time

Chokeboredumb: good luck

BboyKalani: victory!

Chokeboredumb: hooray

Chokeboredumb: some people call it a quarry, others call it a dump

BboyKalani: lol

BboyKalani: thats funny when it shouldn't

BboyKalani: be

BboyKalani: how long till conan?

Chokeboredumb: another whore

BboyKalani: WHORE

BboyKalani: dang

Chokeboredumb: actually an hour. if it was another whore, that would mean about 5 minutes, or a half hour if i was drunk

Chokeboredumb: oh shit. i missed your birthday. sorry

Chokeboredumb: happy birthday

BboyKalani: so did burt reynolds

Chokeboredumb: burt reynolds is the king of rock

Chokeboredumb: i have an autographed moustache of his

Chokeboredumb: right next to sellecks

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