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before the main attraction hits the stage, take a moment to view the set list:

MORRISSEY LIVE AT EARLS COURT 98%
ANTONY AND THE JOHNSONS I'M A BIRD NOW 97%

QUEENS OF THE STONE AGE LULLABIES TO PARALYZE 97%

THE FALL 50,000 FALL FANS CAN'T BE WRONG 95%
DINOSAUR JR. BUG 97%
LCD SOUNDSYSTEM 94%
BASTRO SING THE TROUBLED BEAST; DIABLO GUAPO 92%
THE PERCEPTIONISTS 90%
ASH MELTDOWN 91%
BUSDRIVER FEAR OF A BLACK TANGENT 92%

{100%=THE GODFATHER II. 95%-99%=THE GODFATHER. 90%-94%=GOOD FELLAS. 85%-89%=THE SOPRANOS. 80%-84%=CASINO. 79% and lower=THE GODFATHER III. (Don't worry about these until you get those.}

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And now, ladies and gentlemen....the moment you've all been waiting for. Put down your drinks, and put your hands together for.....

2002-12-07 | SILENT ZERBERT

I was just reminded, for some reason, of something I used to do for my girlfriend a lot more.

Don't worry. I've still got a lot of time to catch up on it. But I think I want to start doing it more when we're actually together, which thankfully should be very soon.

See, I've been doing it to her on the phone. I don't think I've done it in person yet.

I used to "shhh" her to sleep all the time. It's kind of like an ocean sound thing. She really likes it. And that's why I love doing it. I love making her peaceful and happy. It's such a high.

"Shhhhhhh....shhhhh...."

I want to see the look on her face when I do it in person.

I want to see how peaceful she is.

I want to see her smile in ecstacy.

A different form of ecstacy.

She doesn't like the "zerbert" though.

I don't think she does.

The "zerbert" is that thing that Bill Cosby used to do on the Cosby show, where you put your lips on somebodies flesh and blow until it makes a funny noise.

Everything Stephanie and I have in common, and all the things she does for me, have already exceeded all my expectations.

Everything else is just a bonus.

I feel like I'm demolishing the previous high score everyday.

"Shhhhh.....shhhhh..."

- premature ejaculation | tantra +


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GIMME 5:
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RHCP album review - 2006-07-27
The sequel - 2006-05-10


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