2002-12-04 | Oh, Betty!

If I was an old man, I'd marry Betty White.

Shit...I'd almost marry her now... But I'm already marrying Stephanie.

Sorry, Betty.

I think she's a national treasure.

And I'm being serious, here.

I think she's hilarious.

I'm a huge fan of the old Match Games, the ones hosted by Gene Rayburn and featuring the incomparable Charles Nelson Reilly, but I'm an even bigger fan when Mrs. Betty White shows up as a guest. Her humor is so dry and unexpected sometimes. She plays innocent, but she can be just as dirty as anyone else on those shows.

I was a big fan of Golden Girls during it's original airings, but I'm a much bigger fan of the theme song then the actual show at present time.

It's so fun to sing.

Thank you for being a friend

Traveled down the road and back again

Your heart is true, You're a pal and a confidant...

If I was married to Betty, they'd play this song where ever we went, and we could dance together.....some classy old school dance like the Charleston.

Or the.........Macarena.....?

If they threw a party, invited everyone you knew...

You would see the biggest gift would be from me, and the card attached would say "thank you for being a friend".

You're the best friend I've never met, Betty.

See you someday. Maybe in the afterlife or something.

You Kurt and I will start a Bridge team.

And a band.

Kurt does a mean rendition of "Thank you for being a friend".

John Bonham on drums.

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