2002-12-01 | ALL IS DREAM

I had a lot of interesting dreams last night.

In one dream, I met and hung out with the band Sum 41.

I'm not a huge fan of their music, but I really like that first single from the new album, and the video for it, and I love watching footage of them fucking around when they're not on stage. I think they're hilarious. I saw their diary last night on Mtv2. That's probably why I had the dream.

Anyway, in the dream, they really liked me. I was making these funny jokes, and they actually liked them. They were all cracking up. I wish I could remember the jokes so I could tell them the same jokes if I saw them in real life, and see how well they did in reality.

It was a fun dream. Just a lot of laughing and fooling around. It was like a Sum 41 documentary with me in it.

The other dream I had was weird.

I went to this pizza parlor near Ralphs (which I've never been inside in real life) and ordered a couple slices of pizza.

Right after I ordered it I was thinking, "what am I doing? the pizza here looks horrible...". But when they finally gave me the slices of pizza, it came with all this free stuff. All this great bread and gourmet salads and stuff.

Then suddenly two girls from my past (I think....I can't remember who they are exactly now...but I seemed to recognize them in the dream) show up, and they start picking through my salad. And they're all over me because I have fresh greens....I don't get it. They're all kissing me and hugging me and stuff, and thanking me for the cabbage.

I don't remember if the pizza was any good or not.

I had some more dreams, but I can't remember the details of any of them.

Why is diaryland so empty right now?

This place is like a fucking ghost town.

Is everybody away for the holidays?

I think I've had some pretty decent entries lately....on all of my diaries, and no one is responding anymore.

Looks like I'll have to bribe them by buying some more banners....

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