2002-11-24 | THE BANNED

So who are these assholes with the lame banners?

You know who they are (and THEY know who they are).

Those idiots that spend money on the gold or super gold membership, and then waste it on a banner that says "bla bla bla".....or makes fun of people who actually take time on their banners (like me)....or the ones with the self-defeatist approach...."my diary is lame...don't click this, dude....."

That attitude hasn't been cool since like '95, and it has never been genuine.

The whole acting like you don't care thing has never been a positive way to live.

You're not gonna get chicks by acting all nonchalant.

If you wanna get chicks, for god sakes, be yourself, and for satans sake, try asking a girl that you like out, you shoegazing bitch.

I swear this countries cynic rate is at an all time high, and I'm just about sick of it.

If you're going to purchase a banner, either make it funny, or deep, or just leave it blank, because when you try to be funny by pretending to be bored with the process, it comes off as the most unfunny, annoying thing ever.

And if your purpose was to annoy everybody, then why'd you spend money on it? That's not very punk rock of you, ese.

Why would you buy a banner purposely to alienate people?

You are a real rock and roll star now.

You've proven your point.

Oh that's right, you haven't.

What IS your point anyway?

I wish there was a sharp point driving into the center of your skull right now, like a power drill.

Now THAT would be funny.

- premature ejaculation | tantra +