2002-09-13 | don't even ask me what this is. i just type, and whatever comes out, comes out. my apologies

everybody

everybody what?

everybody in the house say give me your undivided attention

it seems you're stuck in this virtual detention

forced to listen to me try and tell you what to do with yourselves

if i had any clue what to do, then i would try and guide you

but there's so many things about me i've been trying to hide from you

and i wish i could find a better selection of shoes

i wear size 14's which makes it so difficult

and i have good taste in footwear, so shit is getting critical

i've got all these crazy problems

i keep gaining weight

i've tried to lose him a couple times

but he's always waiting around the corner

laughing histerically and holding a bag of fast food

my best friend for so many years was always frying

and he'd always be my comfort food no matter how hard i was trying to escape

the bun was like a pillow

and the sesame seeds were a reminder of how small i could be

it's a small world, and i'm a big girl, perhaps a butch trapped in a guy from arkansas who shares the same name

i've got no friends, but i'm kind of a loner

my girls far away, but i've always got a boner

she makes things hard

you know i mean that in a good way

i look more like albert then adonis

but i hear i'm a good lay

i have to take whatever i can

because i'm so used to living like an unfortunate man

now i just complain about the benefits i'm not getting

and now i'm getting used to a new form of bed wetting

i'm always in the wet spot for the time being

long distance romance can put a cramp on your scene

i don't even have to keep clean

i have my dirty little secrets

i'll try and lose weight right before i see her again

so i don't have to hear anything about just being friends

i don't even know what i'm trying to say

i'll start trying harder, when i start getting paid

- premature ejaculation | tantra +