2002-09-02 | -

Today wasn't my day.

All kinds of little weird things were happening.

First of all it's all uncomfortably sticky and humid around here. I feel gross.

This morning I got some eggs out to make an omelette, and when I turned around for a second, one of them slid off the counter and fell to the ground. What a fucking mess! That never happens to me. I take pride in not taking the lives of innocent eggs. Well, before I eat them, of course.

Then after I cleaned that up, I was starting to crack the eggs that would make my omelette, and the first one I cracked on the counter, I cracked too hard, and you guessed it, another fucking mess all over the counter. I salvaged the yolk, but the white was gone. Another one of the eggs wouldn't crack that well, in the cup I was putting them in to. I had to reach in and grab some shell from one of them. I'm usually the "egg fuckin' mastah".

A bunch of other annoying shit happened in between, but I took so many naps, I seem to have forgotten.

Then about 8:00 tonight I order a pizza, and about 9:30 pm, it's not here yet. So I called them up, and the lady taking my order, who was an idiot when I was on the phone with her, had placed my order under "carry-out", even though she varified my delivery address with me.

When she was taking my order, she couldn't figure out how to work the check machine. It took her like ten minutes.

So I finally got my pizza around 9:45. It was yummy.

But they forgot the mushrooms on one of them.

At least I got an extra 2 liter Pepsi for their fuck up.

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