2002-07-16 | CONIE LOVE

I've said it before, but it must be said again and again.

Conan O'Brien is my hero. He's like my savior or something. He keeps me so happy.

He may have even saved me.

I've had some depressing nights, some really bad ones, and he's made me laugh right through them.

I teared up a little on Andys last night.

I'd weep like a little girl if Conan was ever gone.

He just makes me smile, and laugh, during any situation. Any time I see him on the tube, even if he's on somebody elses talk show or something, he cheers me right up.

When I don't need cheering up, he keeps me happy. He makes me funnier. I was alot funnier when I watched him every night. I've been neglecting him too much lately. But I'll never forget how much he has given me.

He is the greatest. I hope I get to meet him in person someday. I'll be so grateful. I'd love to be his sidekick, but stuff like that doesn't happen, except for in dreamy poopie land. Yeah.

My only hope is to get extremely famous, and he'll be unable to deny me access as his new sidekick. I will throw away all my fame and fortune to join Conans army, and please all 47 of our fans around the world.

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