2002-07-15 | I should write a song about why I'm never having kids next time

another unfinished song

"WHY I LIKE THE KIDDIES" (OKAY, AND THE KITTIES, TOO)

they don't hold a grudge

they eat way too much sugar

and way too much fudge

and they eat all their.......candy

if they hate you, they'll forget

if you hide, they'll forget you are there

they don't know the evil of war yet

and they believe they can fly through the air

if you give them a quarter, they'll kiss you

if you give them a dollar they'll love you

if you ignore them, that's when they'll miss you

but they'll always hold cartoons above you

- premature ejaculation | tantra +