2002-06-10 | LIVE LONG AND PLAGERIZE

"NEEDLEZ AND SPIN"

it critiques itself so idly

let's quit music and become lifeguards

in their search for different avenues

the words that pop through this distorted sonic drapery

carry enourmous weight

strip away the narcotics

"Mad-chesters" favorite sons are alas, no more

for being unpleasant to a local policeman

there's enough irony in the room to kill west coast 60's pop groups

take all the wrinkles out of your clothes

american psyche and the devil watched tv together

the future may be too bleak to contemplate

this is a war, and you're gonna see blood in the streets

i can't complain yet

the 70's, now that was a cool decade

goin' to hell in a hand basket

we've finally made it to Flagstaff

WHERE DO I SIGN? A CEMENT ROOM. WHERE DO I SIGN? THAT SMELLED FAINTLY LIKE A SLAUGHTERHOUSE. WHERE DO I SIGN? NIMOYS NARRATED SPLASHDOWNS IN THE BERMUDA. WHERE DO I SIGN? SIMPLE BLUNT RHYTHMS COMING DOWN ON HIS SET. WHERE DO I SIGN? THE POSESSED WOMAN MADE LOVE TO EACH OF HER CHOICES. (THE BLADE STOPPED WHIRRING)

the orgiastic self absorption i had expected, reminded me of the atmosphere at the full gospel church

i rubbed my hands together

she began to snatch at her dress, half conciously

(even her failures are more fascinating)

(chorus)

this was written using the cutting and pasting of phrases, sentences, and words in magazines. i thought i invented this method, then i found out somebody else already was famous for it. i forget who, though. but here was one of my attempts. i seriously didn't know anyone was doing this when i started thinking of it. i heard later, that one of the guys from Guided By Voices did this, also. I forget who. Maybe the guy that used to write for SPIN. I forget his name.

- premature ejaculation | tantra +