2002-06-06 | "YES I EAT COW, I AM NOT PROUD"-- NIRVANA

"EAT A HAMBURGER"

Eat a burger

Eat some meat

Feel some goodness

Against your teeth

Drop the soy-wich

And join the club

Eat a burger

And feel the love

Feel the redness

Against your hands

Eat the deadness

And rub it on your glands

Eat a burger

Have some beef

Forget about your

Disbelief

Have yourself a hamburger

It's okay if it's murder

I know your hunger, he wants it now

So have yourself some bread and cow

I'm not so happy about the state of them

But they weren't there either when I needed them

If I really wanted, do you think they'd be my friend

Sadly, the debate will never come to an end

Have a burger

A lovely snack

Find your favorite at the petting zoo

and give him a smack

Show him who's boss

And show him your teeth

Show him you're the master

And he is beneath

Tease him with some on your hands

Make him taste what it's like to be the man

I know it's not always right

To do what we do

But they're so delicious

I think you'd like it, too

I wish I'd been raised like you

Then I wouldn't have to cut down on moo

I wouldn't have to diet

And I'd never crave

I wouldn't have to hide it

Like some barbarian in a cave

I feel so ashamed

To be obsessed with this

Why couldn't it have been

Some veggie or fish

I guess it's just what I've come to know

I wish there was a support group for people like me

Who can't get enough of these tasty treats

Someone show me how to get off this drug

If I could save one's life I'd give him a hug

But if I have one staring at me, at the store or at home

No matter what my feelings, I can't leave it alone

I know it's rude to kill your food

But it wasn't I who came up with this attitude

If the whole world banned the eating of you, i'd comply

But I don't know if I could kick the habit, cold turkey, or dry

Maybe if you tried one, you'd know what I mean

I wish that everytime I ate one, I didn't feel so mean

Maybe I should try the ones from the garden

Maybe they should try and beg my pardon

How could I resist with those calvy-cow eyes

I tend to lose my appetite anytime I cry

I wish every living being could be sacred

But thinking of a world without you makes me feel so naked

(sorry)

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