2002-06-03 | EMO THERAPY?

There are alot of cool people on make out club. I'd say about 20-30 percent. But the rest are extremely lame. Nobody cares about what intense author you've heard of this week.

Nobody cares about your hair, or your peircings, or if you're a vegan. The one's that do are fake just like you.

Don't call yourself any kind of a "kid", but never never never ever refer to yourself as an "emo kid". You're a moron.

Don't have a screen name with the word "kid" in it. Or "_______ emo girl". Not original. Already done 8 million times, by people as dumb as you, and as lost, and unoriginal. I love alot of the music you listen to, but the whole emo phenomenon is bullshit. The music is what it's all about. And it's not even "emo". That's just the stupid term you've embraced, and you believe you are part of some obscure gang of people who admire their shoes way too much. Stop pretending to be full of angst.

Take a picture where you're looking at the camera and smiling, naturally.

Don't take a picture where we can't see your face. That's retarded.

Don't jump up in the air so your hair is crazy.

Don't turn completely around, and show us your back.

Don't put on the worse clothes you can find, just to look authentic.

Don't try and look cute while looking up in the sky with black framed glasses while drinking a box of juice, or capri sun.

Don't mention Dashboard Confessional every other second.

Don't cry during Dashboard Confessonal songs.

Find out who Jeff Buckley is.

Cry during Jeff Buckley songs.

Find out who Chokebore is.

Now you know what emotion is all about.

Stop calling your favorite bands "emo". They probably hate it. (The cool ones anyway)

Don't wear a Thursday shirt to a Linkin Park concert. (I saw a guy in SPIN do this!)

Don't go to a Linkin Park concert.

Stop calling Weezer "emo"

Stop using that fucking word.

Never use it again, unless referring to the way too often overlooked Emo Phillips

Eat a hamburger

Stop whining

Smile

Stop going to Hot Topic just to look emo. If i ever go there, I look at the shirts for 5 minutes, and i'm out of there. I don't walk around slowly, slouching, and moping like a dumbass. I have gone there for a t-shirt, though. God forbid.

Don't block the doorway of Hot Topic

Don't be caught at McDonalds. You're cover will be blown.

Stop hiding your real favorite bands cds.

LET IT OUT! You're bound to explode

Admit that you like Winger and Unicorns, too

Don't call yourself "_ _ _" and then go to a full fledged punk show. You're "_ _ _", remember? Not PUNK!

Stop drawing attention to yourself. That's a bad thing. getting noticed by minding your own business, and being yourself is cool. Being really loud, and obnoxious, then pretending you DON'T want to get noticed, is not cool.

Don't smoke cigarettes unless you start inhaling them.

There's a thousand more things that irritate me about your gang, but i can't think of them right now.

You're not fooling anybody.

Give it up, cha cha.

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