2002-05-06 | DEDICATED TO TODD...THE COOL REBEL BULLY WITH A MULLET, FROM B & B

When Beavis and Butthead was on the air, I was a HUGE fan. I used to buy stickers, comic books, and I used to love the books they had. I found one the other day. I think I have more somewhere. (I HOPE!!!) This one is called "The Butt Files" (Beavis and Butt-heads guide to sci-fi and the unknown) It's a funny read, of course. I may be putting stuff from it in here from time to time. Here's a quick one:

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STUFF TO DO WITH A VOODOO DOLL OF SOMEONE THAT SUCKS-

*THROW IT AT A WALL, OVER AND OVER.

*STAB IT IN THE FACE WITH A NAIL.

*HIT IT WITH A HAMMER.

*STICK IT IN YOUR BUTT.

*MELT ITS WEINER.

*POOP ON IT.

*FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET.

*THROW IT ON SOMEONES ROOF.

*LET A DOG RIP ITS HEAD OFF.

*PUT IT ON A BUS THAT'S GOING TO ANOTHER TOWN.

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