2002-02-19 | THE 3 PERSON DIARY PAGE

"as a clam, yes I am, and i'm quite inclined to say, i'm alright, i'm okay today"-rhythm collision

i'm pretty fucking happy today! I like it. I feel good! Woo-hoo!

inside jokes and punchlines:

not like anybody else reads my damned diary anyway

"badumcha? what hawaiian word is that?"

"....yeah, that reminds me of the time i left work to go to a basketball game and came back to finish my shift"

"yeah, dave, chris matthews was weird for awhile. he was like 'our urkel'"

"chris laughed and talked like a mix between Richard Dreyfuss and Webster"

"yes, baby, ESPN is going to have to 'Pardon OUR Interruption', for once!" (think about that one Stephanie)

"Scrubs? is that the show about the asshole roommate who plays reggae really loud, walks around naked, has a shotgun under his bed, and masturbates to counting crows with his scrubs/pajamas around his ankles? Oh. My mistake!"

"I'd love to darby CRASH into your pat SMEAR?????????????"

just for the record, i think the germ would beat the ticks ass in a wrestling match. and i LOVE the Tick!

"yes, greg, nvitni is the most unstoppable force known to mankind"

"i'm going over to Tower Records to get a pizza"

"what's the password, nerd?"

"OOSA! OOSA! OOSA! OOSA! (USA)"

"you said the vocals were distorted..."

"'absolutely' means 'alot'"

"yes, stephanie, my plate did have rice and macaroni salad. arrrgghh"

"that www dot emeril dot thing"

"look at me...i'm a mime"

"baby, remember that crazy bus driver? manuel and him need to get a show together. that bus driver ruled. i wonder if he got fired yet"

"i wonder if any of our "luck" rubbed off on anybody who stayed in that hotel room after us"

"i wonder what state Sam's Town is patterned after? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

"(ted's throat clearing noise)erggh. i'm proud of who I am! (beats chest)"

"this way to the Tucker"

"Gee Day Mate"

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