2001-12-24 | RIKKI RAKIMOTO

This is a super silly, and maybe stupid song.

It's about this guy that works at this independent record store called "Hungry Ear". He's really into Slayer, and the Oakland Raiders, and his favorite band is ANAL CUNT. I came up with a funny name for him a few years ago. I don't know if anybody remembers the old MTV staple "HEADBANGERS BALL", but if you do, you remember the host of the show, RIKKI RACHTMAN. (whos sister, oddly, i think her name is karyn, is a soundtrack supervisor for many excellent movie soundtracks, including Reservoir Dogs, and Pulp Fiction, I believe)

Anyway, the name I came up for of the guy at Hungry Ear was Rikki Rakimoto, because he looked like a Japanese version of Mr. Rachtman, frizzy hair, leather jacket, wrist bands, earrings, tight pants and all. The all black wardrobe is also a trademark. So here's the stupid, pointless song. It's supposed to be fun. You be the judge.

"RIKKI RAKIMOTO" (We Love)

oh rikki you're so cute

i love your motorcycle boots

oh rikki, slayer rules

anal cunt is fucking cool

(slow part)

OH, RIKKI YOU'RE THE BEST

OH, RIKKI I LOVE YOUR WIFE BEATER AND LEATHER VEST

oh rikki love your beard

i don't even think you're weird

i dig the Raiders, too

and i also think that school's for fools

RIKKI RAKIMOTO'S ALWAYS HERE

TO MAKE YOUR DAY MORE PLEASANT AT HUNGRY EAR

rikki rikki he's our man

someday we will start a band

you've got the dopest hair in town

and you never wear a frown

oh rikki, what's on sale?

anything but Crystal Gale

A bootleg show of Tones on Tail?

let's go get a keg of ale

WE LOVE RIKKI FOR ONCE AND ALL

PARTY TONIGHT AT HIS HEADBANGERS BALL

(sorry, that was bad. but kind of funny)

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