2001-10-22 | I'M BEZERKEL LIKE STEVE URKEL

okay, i'm going to rip off my life long homie, dave's idea and talk about how this feels like doogie howser. the typing is so peaceful. I'm always thinking about wanda (stephanie) as i type this, and vinnie always walks in out of nowhere when i'm about to masturbate. Being a doctor is fun, sometimes. Like when you hear someones dying, then you go in there and they're just drunk. Like, super drunk and stuff. Yeah. I think in scary movie 3 they should have vinnie go through the window and say "oops, wrong set", but then they pan the camera around and you see neil patrick harris, and he says "no it's not, come on in vinnie" and they walk past the stars of Scary Movie 3 holding hands, as the actors and stage crew look at them oddly. And then screech comes in and says "wait for me" in his stupid NEW saved by the bell voice. My dad used to be on hill street blues. How come my name is Doogie? Is it supposed to make the cool kids think i'm not a dungeons and dragons geek? I don't think it's helping. Some guy put me in a sleeper hold today and said, "hey, doogie.... 'howser' neck feel?" So unoriginal. anyway, seriously, i used to love that part of Doogie Howser. It was so peaceful. I wish i could have that dramatic pause at the end of my writings, and finish with the big closer. I'm not good at that. Who do you think would win a cage match? Neil Patrick Harris, or Mark Paul Gosslear? Who thinks i'm an idiot for remembering their real names?

"...I'll never hesitate, to turn a heavyweight into Screech..... 'cause i'm the mack like Zach Morris, and you're a taurus, so I'm a come straight with the force like Chuck Norris"--UGLY DUCKLING

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