2001-10-21 | COOKIN' MCS LIKE A POUND OF BACON

listen here, mr. canibus! the "greatest rapper of all time" DID NOT "die on march 9th. No. Uh, uh.

I beg to differ, yo.

The greatest rappers of all time:

BOB DYLAN "i'm a poet, i know it, i hope i don't blow it"

THE CRIME DOG, MCGRUFF

THE STAY IN SCHOOL PENGUIN

PRINCE MARKIE DEE OF THE FAT BOYS (R.I.P.)

ROB VAN WINKLE A.K.A. VANILLA ICE A.K.A. PRESIDENT OF V.I.P. POSSE

MC SKAT KAT (GREAT DUET WITH PAULA, KID)

BOBBY BROWN "everybody out there don't talk lesser about me, 'cos i'm rockin it steady.... when i'm on the mic don't you dare call me freddy, cuz i'm ready.... to really get paid... anybody steps in my way they get slayed...."

GERARDO A.K.A. RICO SUAVE A.K.A. UNEMPLOYED-SPICE

TEVIN CAMPBELL

AL B. SURE

TONE LOC

CANDYMAN

DOUG E. FRESH

FAT BOYS

DRE DOG

FRED DURST

LIL KIM

CHI ALI

ANOTHER BAD CREATION

KRISS KROSS

SNAP!

SOUL II SOUL

YA KID K OF TECHNOTRONIC FAME

THE GUY FROM AQUA "come on barbie, lets go party"

THE GUY WHO DIRECTED AND STARRED IN "WHITEBOYZ"

DAVID FAUSTINO A.K.A. BUD BUNDY

MR. T

THE GRIM REAPER IN BILL AND TEDS BOGUS JOURNEY

WALTER PAYTON AND JIM MCMAHON

CHRIS FARLEY AND CHRIS ROCK

MC LYTE

QUEEN LATIFAH

DA BRAT

LUDACHRIS

69 BOYZ

DUICE

FRESH KID ICE

BROTHER MARQUIS

LUKE SKYWALKER

DJ JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE

SPECIAL K

HEATHER B.

CB4

HEAVY D. AND THE BOYZ

EMF

WORLD CLASS WRECKIN CREW

LIL ROMEO

LIL BOW WOW

LIL CEASE

THE RAPPER GUY FROM BLOODHOUND GANG

MC HAMMER A.K.A. HAMMER A.K.A. THE FUNKY HEADHUNTER

MC HAMMERS COUSIN WHO SANG THAT ONE SONG FOR ROCKY V

BIG TYME AND HERCULES

ARSENIO HALL A.K.A. CHUNKY A (OH NO, HOPE I DIDN'T GIVE AWAY THE BIG SURPRISE)

JORDY "it's so hard to be a baby"

THE PUPPIES

LISA LOPEZ A.K.A. LEFT EYE

STEPHAN JENKINS

PA RAPPA THE RAPPA

K7

SHAGGY

LUCAS

SNOW

COLOR ME BADD

BELL BIV DEVOE

EDDIE MURPHY

KID N PLAY

KWAME

THAT GUY WHO SANG THAT SONG... YOU KNOW THE ONE FROM BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD WHERE HE WAS LIKE "QUESH-TION..... WHY IS IT EVERYTIME I GO TO THE STORE THERES SOMEONE IN FRONT OF ME FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES" TO WHICH BEAVIS DID HIS OWN ANDY ROONEY IMPERSONATION: "QUESTION..... WHY DO THEY CALL IT TAKING A DUMP... YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY TAKING IT ANYWHERE..... SHOULDN'T THEY CALL IT LEAVING A DUMP?"

TRICKY

GOLDIE

ARMAND VAN HELDEN

ALL TECHNO GUYS WHO TRY TO RAP ON THEIR OWN SONGS

DEION SANDERS

CHRIS WEBBER

ALLEN IVERSON

REDNEX

SA MARTINEZ

RUTHIE FROM REAL WORLD HAWAII

TEK A.K.A. TEK MONEY OF DIRECT EFFECT

U.N.L.V. A.K.A. UNFORTUNATELY NO LONGER VIRGINS (NO, SADLY, I DID NOT MAKE THAT UP)

PUFF DADDY

JERMAINE DUPRI

MA$E

TEDDY RILEY

THE HARDCORE GUY FROM BACKSTREET BOYS

THE HARDCORE GUY FROM NSYNC

DONNIE WAHLBERG

MARKY MARK AND THE FUNKY BUNCH

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