2001-10-07 | STEELE THIS STAMOS

this is a very silly song i wrote about the lead singer of Type O Negative, named Peter Steele. If you don't know who he is, it might be a good thing, or a bad thing. He is definitely one of a kind. His old band, Carnivore, was supposed to be all dark or something, but his silliness is kind of apparent on a song title such as "Jack Daniels, and Pizza". anyway...here's the tune

"MAN OF STEELE"

Oh Peter, you silly man

Oh Peter, so silly, what a pretty tan

Oh peter, you've got such a pretty band

oh peter it's time to make your stand

COMING DOWN this OCTOBER to see your RUST

falling out of this thing called trust

keep feeling shitty, pity if you must

keep selling funny, and lesbian lust

you man of steele/you man of steele/don't dissapoint me you never will/don't apologize, my tender pill/just keep on crafting your skill, my man of steele

lewd, crude, shrude, and rude

always in that NEGATIVE TYPE O' mood

take my music down with my food

it's all about the steele plated attitude

tour with us even if we play punk

i'll be your roadie, and i'll carry your trunk

don't you know bloody kisses can be messy?

i'll teach you 'bout happy stuff like uncle jesse

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