2001-08-08 | THAT JOKE ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE

i've always liked this one. it makes me chuckle a bit. this one guy accused me of plagerizing some country singer when he read this. i don't even listen to country music, and the term "if i had a nickle, or dime or quarter, or fucking two dollar bill" has been used time and time again...god, i hated that guy. if you ever meet a guy in the central oregon area named "theo"--you'll know him when you see him--beat his ass for me. i'm not violent, but this guy really deserves it.

"ONE PENNY SHORT"

if i had a nickel, things would be the same

but if i had one everytime that you sucked, i'd be rich

either that, or i'd blow it on stuff to try and make you impressed

but it wouldn't make a difference, or make you hate me any less

(chorus)

i'm one penny short, one penny short of making something of myself...if you can't help me...shoot me, then shoot yourself....our lives aren't worth the help of an other mans wealth....one penny...one penny...one penny....

Here's a quarter, call someone who cares

or call someone who needs one...we're wasting so much time

time is money, if that was true i'd have a watch

i wouldn't ask you for the time, and you wouldn't have to grab your crotch...

or give me the finger...why don't fingers have watches too?

you could give me the time and at the same time say 'fuck you'.

(chorus)

if money doesn't grow on trees...what the hell is a money tree?

if you're going to get mad at something, just get mad at me

how can you be "legally drunk" and then get sent to jail?

if the act in question's legal, why do i have to post bail?

don't expect my check in the mail....

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