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2004-10-20 | IN CASINO/OUT
In a couple of hours I'll be on a plane bound for Vegas. I mean Vega$. I can't wait. It's gonna be fun wasting money and other stuff like that. I think tomorrow night we're supposed to see Tom Jones perform. The only thing that sucks about that is that the Yankees and Red Sox will be playing in game 7 of the ALCS. I can't miss that game. Maybe I'll pretend I have diarrhea or something and keep sneaking off to the bar to watch the game. Or maybe I'll wear a headset like they do in every sitcom ever made, and cheer really loudly at weird times. Like some lady will throw her panties on stage, then I'll start screaming wildly, and Tom will think it's my bedazzled pink thong.I don't have any other specific plans while I'm in Vegas. Mostly I'll be eating lots of food that's bad for me, sleeping, shopping and throwing money away in casino's. Swingin' baby. Wish me luck. Go Mets!
- premature ejaculation
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walking the earth (Sept. 6004-Dec. 6004)
