2004-09-13 | Tripl3FastAxxxion

Professional football started this week. Twas pretty illmatic. There were lots of snazzy dance moves performed after touchdowns.

My favorite teams are the Raiders, Colts and Rams. Raiders and Colts lost. Rams won. Barely. Against the Cardinals. I'm kind of a semi-Cardinals fan now too I guess, because I live in Arizona, so I might as well follow the local team.

My favorite college football team is Hawaii. They lost to Florida Atlantic a couple of weeks ago. You might hear of them soon, cuz you probably haven't heard of them yet, but our reward for losing that game was getting this last weekend off.

One of the greatest inventions of all time is the "Lambeau Leap". That's when a player scores a touchdown and jumps into the stands, and the crowd holds him up and caresses him and pats him on the back, and quite possibly fondles his genitalia. I'm not really sure. It used to be only the Packers that did it, but now almost every team does. There's the limbo leap, the lame bro leap, the Delroy Lindo leap, the Hasbro leap, the Quantam Leap, and many others. Catch the fever, baby.

Work has been slow pretty much every night lately. My duties have consisted of eating, doing crossword puzzles, playing hangman and eating some more. Tonight I wrote 3 songs at work. I may post them on here or on my song/poetry page, even though no one ever responds to them. Our pay check is going to be horrible this week, because we live off a tip pool, so the less action going on, the less that goes in the pot. And the action has been pretty...actionless.

I just heard a name from the past. Tim Biakabutuka. He was a football player. I miss him.

I've been collecting bobblehead dolls from ebay. I know I'm an idiot. You don't have to tell me. I didn't really intend to start collecting them. I just found a bunch of cheap ones and happened to win all the auctions. I'm trying to get a weird and wide array of them that have nothing to do with each other. I've done a decent job thus far.

TIGER WOODS

LANCE BASS OF NSYNC

JEREMY SHOCKEY

ICHIRO SUZUKI

ANDRE THE GIANT

ALFONSO SORIANO

I got good ol' Andre in the mail last night, but much to my chagrin, my beloved mass of frenchman was broken in half. I'm a little pissed, but not as pissed as Andre would be if his actual body cracked in half. There's another guy I really miss. He should've done more movies. He was superb in the Princess Bride.

I gave a call to all the Kings Horses and all the Kings Men, but they told me they couldn't put him back together again. I mean they said they could, but it wasn't their area of expertise. They did say however, that if I ever have a bobblehead doll of Humpty Hump from Digital Underground, and he cracked in half, that they would help me put him back together again.

Word.

I asked them what would happen if I had the actual Humpty Hump in person, and he broke in half, and I needed their assistance. They informed me that Humpty Hump wasn't a real person, and that he was just a character played by Shock G, the "other" frontman of Digital Underground. I said "you didn't have to shatter my dreams". And they said, "that's not our area either". Click

That's a rap/wrap.

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