2004-07-08 | 96 WAYS TO DIE (HAPPY)

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!

I don't know if my calls to the cable company worked, but it doesn't matter. All that's important is that I finally got my MTV2!!!! Woo-hoo!!! I had it in Hawaii/Oregon/California, but for the last year and a half or so I've been without it, and what a rough period of time that was.

Now when I fill out the part on a profile that asks what my favorite tv show is, all I need to put is MTV2. They'll say "show, not channel, stupid", and I'll say, "no, dumbass, it's one long show....one jolly good show....the big show....I just turn it on first thing in the morning and keep it on all day." I'm so excited. Then I looked at the programming guide, and it appears that they are showing Beavis and Butthead reruns on there now!!! Holy shit! It was already the greatest network in history, then they go and do something crazy like that. Like I needed any more reason to turn it to channel 96.

Now I gotta keep that shit on lock like Pee Wee Herman's bicycle. (preferred pronunciation= "bice-ick-coo")

Right now they're showing crap. They had some stupid countdown and now it's something called "D-12 family tree". But in 51 minutes it's time for Beavis. 51 minutes to heaven, suckas.

So for all of you that have it, it's nice to be back in the club again, and for all of you who don't have it, call your local cable company and tell them you want your MTV2. Well, first say "hello" and/or "how are you doing today?", or something like that, then say, "I just wanted to let you know, I want my motherfucking MTV2!!!!....Please."

Anyway, thanks Cox Cable! You're the greatest.

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