2004-03-25 | STUPID SIZE

Ronald McDonald is no fucking genius, but he outsmarted me this time.

When I heard McDonald's was planning on discontinuing the super-sizing of their value meals, it hit me that I had been eating unnecessary amounts of extra food for years.

I've been very aware of the ridiculous size of portions being served at various establishments, but for some reason that specific one never really crossed my mind for an extensive period of time.

I'm glad it finally did.

I've stopped drinking multiple sodas every day, and on most days I don't even have one.

I've only had fast food like 3 times in the last 3 weeks, and that's pretty amazing if you know me. I don't think I would go to fast food places at all if it wasn't so convenient, and if I was a more productive cook.

But big ups for Ronny Mc D for waking my punk ass up with the '04 shot.

Now I have to start being more active. That should be quite an "exercise" in futility. (Laughter)

Even madder props to the guy who made the film about the McDonalds extra value meal "diet", because without him, Ronald would probably still be shamelessly shoveling grease into my ignorant mouf.

Anyway, I don't have much more to spit, so I'm out like Jann Wenner.

Peace.

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