2004-03-02 | BOWLING FOR AVERAGE JOE

I was so upset by the end result of Average Joe.

After watching the first installment and being surprised and disgusted by that girls choice, I was ready for a pleasant surprise, but this girls choice blew me away even more. I thought she was going to pick the average joe for sure. I should've known better. The only thing that makes it feel better is that the first average joe that lost out at the end is getting revenge. Adam's going to have his own show and he gets to pick a girl for himself. I suspect it won't be as suspenseful, because he's a man, and I doubt he will pick anybody even closely resembling an average Joanne. I don't think the format is the same anyway. His reward for being dissed by one hot chick seems to be getting to pick from like 20 of them.

I went bowling tonight. I bowled horribly, but the best part about bowling is they have this huge video screen and they show all these awesome music videos there. They're either obscure videos from incredible artists, or classic videos from cheesier artists from the 80's. Both are equally satisfying in different ways.

My new phrase to use this week: "You mealy mouth son of a bitch!"

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