2004-02-16 | I'M THE DRUMMER FOR PEARL JAM

my poetry is bad like MJ circa 87'

i had a crash landin' on the runway to heaven

my skills is mad like Howard Dean

from state to state i'm extra clean

i'm about as racist as Canadian O'Brien

it's futile to find dirt on me, but if you wanna, keep tryin'

i'm a sweetie like Dave Arquettes ex-lover

i'm deeper than Lawrence Fishburne's cover

i'm a gentle giant like Andre

but sometimes I feel as small as Tim Conway

they try to put a sticker on me to make me stop a rhyme

fuck parental advice, straight flowing is not a crime

i'm the leader of the band like Paul Shaffer

i'm evil like Zorak, but like Morley, I'm Safer

i couldn't hurt a fly unless he did something to my beetle

i wouldn't tell a lie, i'm a silent weapon like Creedle

someday i'll be bigger than Terence Trent D'Arby

i'll be bigger than Star Jones's order at Arby's

i propose a toast to the one Morgan Freeman

his company is more electric than any one i would ever be in

like Peter Tosh i have no sympathy

why must i cry? the industry is dissin' me?

Frederick's secret is that he helped create reggae

i'm not tooting my own horn, but i understand things in the same way

i speak in my own language like Rich Hall

so if you have a problem, sniktor fripty to you all

i tried a little tenderness like Otis

but she put a hurt on me so bad, that i exploded

- premature ejaculation | tantra +