2004-02-05 | "CONE DOG" IS ON THE PROWL

Don't tell my girlfriend, but I think I'm in love with Megan Mullaly again. I used to love her when Will & Grace first came out, but it got to the point where her character annoyed me so much that I hated her in real life, but I stopped watching the show long ago. She was on Conan tonight and she was so frisky. And my god, what a great rack. She's so vivrant. She just got married 4 months ago. Maybe she can be my feisty mistress some day.

On another totally unrelated note, I dreamt that I met Henry Rollins and asked him to contribute to my book and he was super cool about it and we ended up hanging out with each other and being pals. I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I met William Shatner in a restaurant and he was equally nice and equally willing to contribute to my book. Hopefully these dreams are some sort of preminition. Even if they aren't, it's a stark reminder to get off my ass and finish the book. So I'll do my best. Well...I probably won't do my best, but I'll try harder than I have been the last few months.

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