2003-12-18 | THE LOVE BELOW

The other day at work, Frankie was telling me about this place he eats at a lot. Intrigued, I began to ask him about their portions and prices, etc.

After a few seconds he was like "you're a big guy....you can eat a lot...."

I know he didn't mean it in a really mean way, but I pretended he did anyway, because I like to make fun of myself in a playful way.

He said "that's not a bad thing...saying you're a big guy."

Come to think of it, it's not the most flattering thing, but it's not the worst either. But I thought of a situation or rather an occupation where that might be an excellent compliment. During the filming of a scene for a porno. Your female co-star says "You're a (pause for dramatic effect)....big guy."

"Thank's, baby. You've got a great rack."

Bow chicka bow, wow, wow, wow.

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