2003-11-10 | PERSISTENCE

Persistent people are assholes, but they're smart assholes.

See, if my door is being knocked over and over again, or my phone rings repeatedly, I usually ignore it if I'm not expecting somebody, or if I don't recognize the number.

But with persistently patient people, you can only ignore them for so long, because eventually, you want the noise to stop. To stop it you must answer the door or pick up the phone. That's how these mother fuckers win.

So they think.....

When I'm on the phone, I pretend I'm a little boy and that my mommy isn't home.

At the door I just act crazy. Or deaf. Or I pretend to pass out. Then they either panic and leave, or yell at me, or give me mouth to mouth. That's how I met my girlfriend, Stephanie.

Okay, I made that whole last paragraph up, but someday I will try something like that. I swear I will. Really.

It might not work at first, so I'll just have to be PERSISTENT.

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