2003-10-11 | YOUR BAND.....MY BAND....

YOUR FAVORITE BAND can't play their instruments
MY FAVORITE BAND is avant garde

YOUR FAVORITE BAND are a bunch of pretentious assholes
MY FAVORITE BAND is British

YOUR BANDS LEAD SINGER can't sing
MY BANDS LEAD SINGER is indie

YOUR BAND sucks
MY BAND is good because they don't give a shit

YOUR BANDS SINGER is a heroin addict
MY BANDS SINGER is in the midst of his experimental years

YOUR BAND plays their guitars super loud to over-compensate for their lame singer
MY BAND is rockin', baby!

YOUR BAND is the worst ever
MY BAND is underappreciated

YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER is a criminal
MY FAVORITE RAPPER has street cred

YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER watches too many mafia films
MY FAVORITE RAPPER is gangsta

YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER is from the suburbs
MY FAVORITE RAPPER is positive

YOUR BAND doesn't write their own songs
MY BAND went through years of voice lessons to fine tune their sound

YOUR BAND are rip-off artists
MY FAVORITE BAND are influenced by only the greatest musicians

YOUR BAND is stuck in the 70's
MY BAND is classic

YOUR BAND should retire
MY BAND are seasoned veterans

YOUR BAND has less musical talent than a bag of Frito's
MY BAND can really dance!

YOUR BAND is out of tune
MY BAND is abstract

YOUR BAND'S lead singer is a sissy
MY BAND'S lead singer is a sensitive artist

YOUR BAND'S lead singer is so gay
MY BAND'S lead singer is emo

YOUR BAND sold out
MY BAND is signed to one of the "cooler" major labels

YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER is so dumb he dropped out of G.E.D. school
MY FAVORITE RAPPER relies on street smarts

YOU ONLY LIKE THAT BAND because everyone else does
I LIKE THIS BAND BECAUSE i have a deeper understanding of their music than anyone else i know

YOUR BAND'S lead singer is an asshole to his fans
MY BAND'S lead singer is a punk rocker

FANS OF YOUR FAVORITE BAND are stupid robots who don't have their own minds
FANS OF MY FAVORITE BAND are the most loyal followers known to mankind

YOUR BANDS LYRICS don't make any sense
MY BANDS LYRICS are ahead of their time

YOUR BAND is a bunch of selfish, egotistical, arrogant bastards
MY BAND is all about the music

YOUR BAND'S lead singer is a womanizer who's been known to grope his female fans
MY BAND'S lead singer is up close and personal

YOUR BAND hasn't had a good album in years
MY BAND is in the studio with a super-producer recording what could be the best album of all time

YOUR FAVORITE M.C. sounds like a mix betwen Hammer and Vanilla Ice
MY FAVORITE M.C. is old school

YOUR FAVORITE DIARY WRITER hasn't had an original idea in years
MY FAVORITE DIARY WRITER is a devoted reader of Rick Reilly, who is a devoted reader of Mad magazine (with double thanks)

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