2003-09-19 | WORKING CLASS HERO

Whenever I'm unemployed, even if I have no money I'm super happy just not to be working for a while. Then people start asking you when you'll get a job again. People love to find reasons to make you feel miserable again, because a lot of them are miserable, and they need partners in crime. When you leave a certain job, some people are jealous, but others are happy for you. The ones that are happy seem to have more hope in their lives. They dream of someday leaving that job. You are their hero. The jealous ones will always be jealous, because they will always be stuck. They will always suck. They will always make you wanna say fuck. They will always have bad luck. They will always be living from buck to buck. They haven't had that feeling of being on the last day of the job for much too long, so when they see the freedom exploding out of every pore on your body, and they see a smile from ear to ear, and they see how easily you breathe, it makes them feel even worse about their disgusting existence. Most of these idiots could feel better by doing something as simple as getting laid. That's what hookers are for, numbnuts. I used to get a lot more jealous when people would leave jobs, and I was still stuck there. But now when someone leaves I smile, because I know they will make it, and I know someday soon I will be out of this bullshit 9 to 5, and I may even do something greater than them. But it doesn't matter. We are equals. We both have visions that exceed the everyday average joe that holds it against everybody that he couldn't do something in life that made him happier. There are other people that have the same job as him who are not nearly as miserable, and those who are happy working regular jobs forever should be commended. I wish I was that simple. But as far as the ones that choose to leave to find that pot of gold, which sometimes turns out to only be bronze, are visionaries. Even if I'm headed towards a more artistic goal, and he's headed for management within the same god awful industry he just left. I don't have a great final point or anything. I just like talking about the dynamics of the work place. It's frustrating and hilarious, all at once, all the time. Boy, am I glad to be off today.

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