2003-08-19 | YES, I'M KIDDING

yo

i'm on the paper chase like Chevy

i've got more property than Monopoly

I've got more game than Nintendo

i've got more hoes than Ace Hardware

i'm iller than the intensive care unit

i've got more dough than pilsbury

i've got more green backs than Kermit's family reunion

I've got more Ducketts than T.J.

i've got more rhymes than Nipsy Russell

I'm doper than Mr. Roper

i'm fresher than the produce department

i've got more skills than George F. Will

Your like an impotent guy named Peter because you can't cum,pete

you suck more than Hoover

You're werst than liver

the shit you drop is literal

you couldn't drop no shit if you was sittin' on the toilet

you couldn't rap with me if we were saimese twins signed to identical contracts

you couldn't beat me in a battle if you had an army behind you

if you ripped out my vocal chords they would still beat you in a battle

you'd have to duct tape my brain because my covered mouth could still destroy you one on one

you make M.C. Hammer look like Bob Dylan

you're so bad, K.R.S.-1 apologized to Nelly and dude from P.M. Dawn

you're so awful, you inspired Kwame to make a comeback

you're so bad, you came in 50th place in a battle, and there were only 10 rappers in the competition

you're so lame, you hired Rob Van Winkle as your ghost writer

you're cheesier than Kraft and Velveeta combined

you're whacker than a mole at an arcade

you're shittier than Montezuma's Revenge, and about as much fun to deal with

i'm the 386th dopest mc of all time

kid

deal with that, buster

- premature ejaculation | tantra +