2003-07-28 | STANGER BILL TOMLINSON

Listen to the album Sebadoh III and try to tell me that Lou Barlow didn't invent "screamo" without even trying. You can't. Because he did. You heard it here first.

Everybody loves TV dinners. Except for the guy who invented Radio Dinners.

Important news from Hollywood:

Natalie Imbruglia is now an actress again, until her acting career fails miserably and she decides to be a singer again.

I guess she can't decide on one or the other. She must be "Torn".

I heard she's engaged to Daniel Johns from Silverchair. Maybe at their wedding Daniel will break tradition and "throw up" the bouquet himself. I don't know who wears the pants in that family, but I know who has the smaller dress size. Way to go Danny Boy!!

The Chapelle Show is still not funny. That laughter you hear is not fake. It's just stilted. And misplaced.

I still use "eeny meany miney mo" to pick things. That's how I pick what to play on my stereo when I don't have any new cd's. I just randomly pick from my collection with that, then I go on to "my mother said to count to ten", then "my mother said to pick a winner". It's fun. You should try it. You never know what cd you'll listen to next. Don't cheat.

I saw an episode of Saturday Night Live the other night with Steve Forbes as the host, and Rage Against the Machine as musical guests. Steve Forbes was one of the Republican candidates for president that year. If Rage was so cool and political, and anti-republican, then why did they agree to do that show? Shouldn't they have boycotted it? I'm sure they proved their solid beliefs by sitting in the corner and sulking, and refusing to eat the hors' deouvres. Rock and Roll!!

The Lexus is the coolest car ever.
No, the Toyota Scion.
No, the.....oh fuck it....if the Kia people are reading this, your car is the bestest of all time. Beggers can't be choosers. But they can be losers. I am the case in point.

Would it kill Garett Anderson or Shea Hillenbrand to smile more than once a week?

Tom Cruise is still wondering what the title of the new Metallica album means. "What's 'stanger'?"

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