2003-03-20 | MUSH MALPH
Homies are made in China. George Bush still says "nuke-ewe-ler". I like when they call it a "conflict" instead of a war. It's like when they call an almost-hurricane a tropical storm or depression. I guess war is like the ultimate Conflictual Depression. This "conflict" may be the best reality tv show since the O.J. trial. They keep saying Saddam has "8 or 9 body doubles". But I was thinking.... If he has 8 or 9 "doubles", aren't they not doubles anymore? Doesn't he have 8 or 9 octuples or septuples? I always thought Donnie Most's character on Happy Day's was named "Ralph Malph", until recently, when I hear everybody referring to him as "Ralph Mouth". Could you nourish a starving Hungarian with a regular old tv dinner, or would you have to upgrade to a Hungary Man?
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