2003-03-03 | BETTER ME than YOU

For those of you that saw the AOL welcome screen today, you see that sadly, Jon Belushi has been captured.

This may be it for him.

If you read this diary regularly, I think you would agree that my grammar and spelling are usually pretty decent.

But I made a mistake on my banner. It happens from time to time. Hard to believe. A person made a mistake. We're not perfect. I'd love to read the page of the person who called me an idiot, but the gutless fuck didn't leave their web address, so I can't critique their shitty brand of writing. Two people took time from their sad, pathetic lives to write to me about my error.

I'm sorry I ruined your day, you miserable piece of shit.

Now I'm taking time out of my day to retort.

I'd rather be me THAN you.

Fuck off.

- premature ejaculation | tantra +