2003-02-26 | THIS WAY TO THE PLUCKER

I went to Outback Steak House, and when the waiter asked me what I wanted to drink, I said "Beer".

He then asked me "What kind?"

I was disappointed. I thought that since Fosters was Austrailian for beer, that he would just bring me one of those.

Apparently it only translates that way in the actual outback. But not at the steak house.

The food was bonzer, though!

The most important thing to keep in mind when eating Kentucky Fried Chicken is to never, ever, under no circumstances look at the chicken while you're eating it.

You will almost definitely find something disgusting in there that will make you wonder why you're eating it.

If you just ignore that element, and just leave it up to your taste buds, your experience will be a lot more enjoyable.

Have you ever heard that song "Lady" by Kenny Rogers?

Are you like me--Has it always bothered you that he refers to his lady as his "Knight in shining armor"?

Who is he dating, Janet Reno?

I think the reason Kenny Rogers Roasters didn't last, is the chicken was just too high quality, and therefore couldn't compete with the unhealthy brand of KFC poultry.

And it was too damn healthy. They fucking roasted it. What was he trying to do, kill us?

I heard that KFC is a corrupt company.

Every employee in the corporate office has greased palms.

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