2003-02-20 | SCHOOLY D

Although I had poor grades in school, I suspect I was actually towards the upper percentile in brains.

The only things I use a lot from school are typing, which I took for two years--I can still type pretty fast-- and math. I can do pretty much any kind of multiplication adding or division in my head.

No scratch paper needed.

I'm saving more trees then Snoop Doggy Dogg.

Everything else is selective. I use whatever history I remember for my pointless trivia collection imbedded in my head for eternity.

Science is a non-factor. I've always hated science and most science fiction, except for a select few.

I guess I still use P.E. moderately for my basketball abilities.

Speaking of that, I took Japanese for two years, and for some reason, the only phrase that I can always remember is Basuketoo O Shimashoo Ka?, which means Shall we play Basketball?

I only remember words. No phrases.

I remember how to say library, pencil, radio, banana, tennis, baseball, Portuguese, book, and other scattered words.

Sadly, I also know how to say small or big penis.

I'm not proud.

As far as sex education goes, you'd have to ask Stephanie if I learned anything in that class.

School is stupid.

A lot of the people that had good grades in my school were not even close to being the smartest kids.

Some never got past pre-algebbra.

I on the other hand, got up to plane geometry, and the next year I would've gone to Trigenometry, if I decided to take another year of math.

And more importantly, I learned how to get through high school in four years without doing a damn thing the whole time.

peace.

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