2003-02-19 | NERF CONVERTIBLE

Maybe I'm just dumb, but.........

Why doesn't somebody invent a car that's made out of plastic, or nerf, or something like that?

Or like the adobe car they used to have on Saturday Night Live.

Then make all the cars like that.

No more traffic deaths.

Am I crazy to think this could happen?

There have been crazier inventions haven't there?

Getting hit by nerf at even 80 miles per hour wouldn't hurt that much.

It would just sting for a second, then it would go away.

When are flying cars coming out anyway?

The Jetsons lied.

On a completely different note--

Don't you hate when you're adding an entry, and one of those obnoxious banners that have like 4 different screens pops up?

It makes me sick.

I feel like I'm on a roller coaster (of unfunny text).

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