2003-02-18 | MOMENT OF CLARITY

Just to clear up a few things that some people were confused about.

That's not a picture of me on the top.

It looks like the Dell guy because it IS the Dell guy.

See, he was busted for buying pot last week, so I thought it would be funny and current to have a pic of him on my diary. And that's why he's on my banner, with all kinds of marijuana references.

I had another banner that said "This diary is a pirate ship", and it had a picture of that kid from the Barenaked Ladies album cover for "Born on a Pirate Ship", where he's holding his tongue.

Some people thought I liked pirates.

Some people thought I was a huge fan of BNL.

Most people didn't understand the whole idea of it, either on my banner, or on the Barenaked Ladies album cover either, I'm assuming.

When I was a kid, we used to hold our tongues and say "I was born on a pirate ship".

When you hold your tongue and say that sentence it kinda sounds like you're saying "I was born on a pile of shit".

Didn't you guys do that when you were kids, too?

Jeez, Louise.

So I was kind of poking fun at my diary saying that it was a "pile of shit".

Now for the current and final banner explanation:

The text says "I wanna feed all the kids in Africa, because I have this, like, Mercenary personality", which was the stupid quote made by one of the Joe Millionare girls. I would've called it a Freudian slip, but it was just in it's own class of ignorance.

Along with "I don't know what I'ma do next...I'll probably just fade into bolivion", which was 2002's quote of the year, via Mike Tyson. (and which is also why the title on my diary page says "fading into bolivian".....not because I'M an idiot.)

Then I have a picture of the Cobra commander, who was the leader of all the mercenaries on G.I. Joe, of course.

Glad I could clear that up for all of you.

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