2003-02-11 | PLAYERS BRAWL

Not that I would be eligible for any of these titles, but........

I'd rather be called a slut, pig, dog, asshole, or pretty much anything then a "player".

Not because I think "player" is demeaning, or derogatory.

Just because it sounds stupid.

If I ever meet you and I say "What's up, playa", I'm either in a super sarcastic mood, or I'm deliberately making fun of you because you think you actually are one.

And if you get to the point where you start referring to yourself by that title, then I will personally chop you in the adams apple, and then shave "player" into the back of your head.

I won't actually do that, because I'm quite the wuss, but I will be playing that image in my head, and using that to block out my disgust.

I was watching a public access show today called "Stupid Show", and people kept calling up and swearing.

When will people realize that sort of thing is not only unoriginal, but just plain annoying.

Is this type of behavior based on people trying to get laid, or based on people not getting laid, and therefore giving them way too much free time.

One guy called up 3 times and finished his call with "Deeeezz Nuuuuts".

It was funny the first time.

Not the first time today.

The first time it appeared on the Chronic.

Take note, suckas.

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