2003-02-10 | DUDE! I CAN'T GIVE A DELL TO EVERY GUY WHO RAPES ME IN JAIL.

Did you guys hear the funniest fucking "news" of all time?

The aol welcome screen had a "headline" saying: "Dell Dude Busted for Pot"

I clicked it, naturally!

Then when I got to the article, the AP's headline read: "Dude, yer' gettin' busted!"

Fucking Steve. Arrested for buying a bag of marijuana. Ganja. Buddha. Sess. Lala. Pakalolo. Crippy. The green wizard. Lucky the leprechaun.

You get the picture.

It was clearly profiling.

You know how hard it is to get arrested for merely buying a bag of weed?

And he was just buying a small bag.

Usually police are more concerned about the dealers, and Steve must have a shitty one, to get caught like that.

You're Hollywood baby...You gotta get a better dealer.

You're dealer should always have a nicer pad then you.

He was also held at gun point, when the police saw a large Dell box sitting next to him. The police suspected more drugs to be in the box.

Upon search, they found nothing. (except for a heapin' boxfull of raunchy porn and sex toys, including a French tickler, a double-sided dildo, and a mysterious toy called "a HOLE lotta woman" which was designed with a certain star of an E! reality series, in mind.......) - Associated Mess

Okay....here's the real story... just tryin' to have a little fun. Sorry.

"Curtis' portrayal of a surfer type who proclaims, ''Dude, yer gettin' a Dell!'' drove up computer sales and spawned T-shirts, caps, and backpacks, along with Web sites and online fan clubs."

I love how people still think that if you say "dude", that you're a "surfer type".

And who's idea was it to start a Steve fan club? I used to love the guy, too, for a while, but I never thought about joining, let alone starting a fan club.

Actually, I think I like him again, now.

He's got street cred.

He's edgy.

It's funny....They're gonna pull his ads now probably, and in actuality they should keep them on.

Drug dealers need computers, too. And drug users definitely do.

...Not that...I would...er...know anything about that..... (whistling)

The judge threw out his case, since it was his first offense, and I guess his record will be clean, if he doesn't get arrested for anything in the next year.

"At the arraignment, Criminal Court Judge Ellen Coin advised Curtis that his case will be dismissed, and his record expunged, if he avoids arrest during the next year."

"Asked if he understood, Curtis said, ''Yes, ma'am.''"

He also added, "If you keep my record clean, you're gettin' a Dell, dude!... I mean ma'am."

The judge then had the baliff beat Steve senseless.

Her Dell arrived three days later.

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