2003-01-23 | DURRRY ENTREEYAH

Nelly has sucked for quite some time.

Pretty much since the first time he ever appeared on tv and/or radio.

I think we've established that.

But now suddenly he pronounces words different.

It's okay if you really talk like that in real life, but to come out all of a sudden pronouncing the any word that rhymes with "ear" as a word that rhymes with "urr".

And now he has a song about Nike's Air Force One line of shoes.

Or as he calls them "Urr Force Ones".

He needs two purrs.

Someone get him a couple stray kittens.

Maybe he already has a cat, and it scratched him on the face, something awful.

That would explain the band-aids.

And to wear clothes backwards, and still not look as cool as Kriss Kross is pretty sad.

Even if he wore his jerseys the correct way, the Daddy Mack and the Mack Daddy would still out-cool him tenfold.

To have someone like Nelly Furtado be the coolest famous person to have a certain first name, you have to be pretty obnoxious.

It's funny...when he first came out he seemed nice, and he wasn't overdoing the whole speech thing in interviews, except for the disgusting use of that damned "eeyah" crap.

But now, he seems to be acting like he's not that nice, except that he's dressing jiggier, and rapping crappier, or crapping rappier, as he's trying to get more respect.

Bad move.

You have to be either nice or hardcore. You can't try and do both.

You can't dress like Young MC, then try to bring it like Eazy E.

At least he's not a total asshole though.

Just a little annoying.

If he keeps making the same boring album over and over again, I'll have no major problem with him.

I just don't want to hear about him coming out with a serious project or anything like that.

"Yeah....this is a departure from that shit I used to do, dawg....I went back to my roots."

No you didn't.

Krs-one made fun of you, so now you're trying to get some cred.

It's okay though. Just keep on doing what you're doing. People like me will dis you, but eventually we'll leave you alone because you're harmless in your current state.

Just don't let it go to your head.

Bye.

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