2003-01-20 | TIPS FROM THE ABSTRACT
I just saw the Seinfeld where George keeps trying to leave a tip at the Pizza place, but the guy keeps missing him doing it, so George gets frustrated, and tries to take his money back out of the jar so the guy sees him dropping the tip, but the guy thinks he's trying to steal the tips, and kicks George out. It reminded me of something I've done before. If I'm leaving a tip in one of those plastic tip jars, and the person doesn't see me do it, I make sure I put some change in there and drop it really loud so they at least hear me leaving a tip. I'm a sad sad man.
- premature ejaculation
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