2003-01-11 | THE ________EST DIARY ENTRY EVER

If you don't understand the beauty and brilliance of The Match Game, I'm sorry you can't share in my love or enthusiasm for everything involved with it.

The other night one of the questions was about a bad actor.

You had to fill in the blank with the name of a famously bad actor.

Some celebrities wrote in names of really bad ones, and some wrote in names of good actors who they had recently seen in real stinkers.

Richard Dawsons read: JAMES BROLIN

He noted that he had just seen a Brolin movie on his last plane ride, and said that it was really bad.

A couple of other people who had also seen the movie agreed, and by all accounts it was one of the worst movies of all time.

Dawson then threw in one of his famous, lightning quick verbal jabs:

"It was my first "walk-out" on a plane."

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Why does everybody wear tiny head-sets on tv now?

It's mostly sports related shows, like sportscasters interviewing coaches, or sports round table discussions.

And they have these awful flesh colored ones, with tiny microphones at the end of them.

It makes them look like they have moles on their lips.

Everything has to be bigger and better, or in this case smaller and better, even though it's much much worse.

I love some of the things that technology has brought to tv, because old tv had some really dismal graphics and special effects.

But sometimes they go too far.

There was nothing wrong with the regular microphone.

It wasn't ruining the integrity of these shows.

But it seems like the technological overkill may be slowly doing just that.

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