2003-01-12 | KEYSTYLE DUST

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Is this the definition of a "bad sign"?

I was walking to Ralphs tonight, to buy a newspaper, and some more scratch off lottery tickets, and on the way there, about a block from my house, there was a "Neighborhood Security Watch" sign lying on the ground.

It was one of the ones that sits on the top of a pole, like a stop sign, and is "planted" into the ground.

I guess the Neighborhood Security Watch was taking the night off.

They were probably busy watching Cops or something. Instead of pretending to be one.

I'm not sure which one is worse.

But the people that sign up for the watch....if anybody actually does, they should be the ones that are "watching". It's not something you bestow on somebody when you leave the house, like emptying the garbage.

If you're trying to take a bite out of crime, you don't give the responsibility to your zit faced, masturbating 14 year old son.

He's busy creating the cure for AIDS or something.

Being an imitation cop is the job of someone like you.

You know....

Over 50, big Star Wars fan, huge glasses, comb-over, nasally voice, easily frightened, paranoid, party pooper.

If you fit this description, please pick up the sign on Walnut Ave.

Mahalo

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